Score: 10

"Fantastic Game!!!"

submission: Frantic_2

date: October 15, 2009

I absolutely love this game! I'm a fan of arcade shooters to begin with, but this one takes the cake, the gold, and the throne.

Killer music, very very high energy, overdone just enough to be badass. The graphics are nice and simple, thus easy to distinguish and assess as the speed you must maintain to survive even just on normal mode. A very dynamic range of difficulty for any level of player was, I must mention, a very VERY welcome experience. The choice of weapons and "Wingmen" was also very close to perfect in my opinion. I'd rather be able to choose two weapons and switch during a level for the situation, but all in all that's the only real shortcoming I could find.

I found the extremely tiny hit-box a little cheap, but I think in the end it's a little necessary. I'm not complaining, because I enjoyed not dying, but it could have been a pixel bigger, maybe two.

The "scraping" thing is a nice touch I've never seen that before.

Superior game, I love it.

5/5
100,000,000/10

Fav'd

Score: 10

"Amazing Storyline Direction!"

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.8

date: October 9, 2009

Awwwww MAN!! What a cliffhanger! I'm sooooo freakin disappointed but at the same time that was so fricken siiiiiiick! Holy Christ!!!!!

Alvin, dude, man, broseph, somethin... You gotta do the next ASAP man. Too much cliffhanger! It's over 9000 man. Truly.

Awesome visuals. Well-placed special attacks this time. Very intense fight scene, and a nice twist too. Some really REALLY good work this time. Not to say the other episodes are anything to laugh at (corny joke references aside).

Amazing. That's really all I can say.

5/5
100,000/10

Score: 2

"Unforgiving and frustrating"

submission: Ball Revamped 5: Synergy

date: August 26, 2009

The physics made this game really really hard.

So hard that it wasn't any fun for me, really...

Score: 7

"Uhh, what?"

submission: Objectionable Apparatus 2

date: August 24, 2009

Creepy... Very very creepy.

Uhh, the art was actually pretty awesome. The animation wasn't the best I've seen on NG but it's something to watch.

This legit makes me not want to watch TV again. Ever.

7/10
5/5

Score: 10

"Drapes of Legend!"

submission: !WEBCM-Night Of The Ninja

date: August 20, 2009

Hahahaha they can't get thru my drapes, the AC was moving them just enough to kill ninjas. XD

Pretty novel concept. I've seen this before, but it was just popping lame bubbles, and was a lot easier. This was funny at least. Didn't take a whole lot of skill, and its mad easy to cheat (eyeToy anyone?) But if you don't, its fun.

5/5
10/10

Score: 10

"Hilarious!"

submission: Michael Jackson's End

date: July 9, 2009

Animation: 10/10
Nothing special really, but definitely hilarious, fits the song / joke perfectly.
Sound: 9/10
Annoying, but also perfect for the joke.
Concept: 1000/10
We all know it. This just makes it funny.

Child molestation is serious business, and it's not funny. But! Michael Jackson is a joke, a liar, and a child molester; so his death, especially in this situation, IS in fact hilarious.

Score: 10

"Oh my"

submission: Cooking Sama

date: July 5, 2009

Hahaha I hope dinner isn't that much trouble every night!

Too bad for the cake. I bet it would have been good. =^.^=

Cute animation, really nice art. Pretty funny too.

5/5
10/10

Fav'd

Score: 10

"Hilarity"

submission: Arfenhouse: The Movie

date: June 18, 2009

I almost felt bad for Jo... But he does keep showing up.

Pretty funny. The bad animation just adds to the comedy I think. The sounds are kinda loud, but then again I have badass speakers. Maybe its just me. =p

Hilarious.

5/5
10/10

Score: 10

"Pwn"

submission: One More Final Battle

date: May 14, 2009

CCPLZ Too much haxx nub!

Lol good animation. The art is very good as is the animation itself. Many references to many great games / franchises / jokes.

Funny / awsm stuff.

5/5
10/10

Score: 10

"Pretty good actually"

submission: Super Mario Misadventures

date: May 13, 2009

The best one is the one up room.

I have to ask, is the final scene a reference to Kaizo and his messed up hard edits?.. If so, kick nuts. Because I never beat that thing.

But, pretty funny flash. I liked the pipe scene too. All made me laugh.

5/5
10/10

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